PAD Day 3: Pick a Title, Any Title

I'm a day behind due to a couple of very busy days, so here is my poem based on yesterday's prompts from Poetic Asides and NapoWriMo: (1) write a "stop" and/or "don't stop" poem, and (2) write a list poem with "made-up names", like in Peter Davis' book Band Names and Other Poems. So here's a very unlikely list of poetry book titles.

20 Possible Titles for My Next Poetry Collection

Three Metaphors Walk into a Bar

Leaves of Crass

Gossamer Butterflies of Love

The Half-Eaten Italian Hoagie of Life

The Waist Land

I Wrote This on a Napkin Just Before the Open Mic

The Assassination of James Franco

Stop! in the Name of Cheese

I'm Parked on Poetry Street and My Meter's Expired

Damn You, Billy Collins!

The Gel Bar

A Basket of Puppies and the Blackest Despair

Pair o' Dice Tossed

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Poetry

Iamb What Iamb

32 Pages if You've Got Nothing Better to Do

Getting Sick-drunk on Charles Bukowski

3,768 Haiku and a Dirty Limerick

Look, the Old Fart Has a Hobby